New York, NY- In what may be the most important part of Mark Sanchez football career, we have confirmed that future Hall of Famer, Jeff Garcia, is tutoring the quarterback. Yes, though I am laughing hysterically to this report while typing, it is true. Garcia told the USA Today, “he is doing and excellent job- the progress that Mark has made over the past three weeks is definitely positive. If you have not already spit your drink out you can proceed now. Jeff Garcia did have some good years with the San Francisco 49ers and the Philadelphia Eagles, but by no means does anyone view him as tutor to any one. I guess this a last ditch effort by the New York Jets trying to maximize Sanchez’s potential, whatever that means.
Avery Mullen, MBA – Beat Writer